You Can Never Plan The Future By The Past

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via outraged)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via bluntlust)

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(Source: , via damnimperials)

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via orgasm)

dutchster:

for some reason pale girls with black hair and bright blue eyes always make me think of siberian huskies

(via dutchster)

selkee:

*two girls kiss*
straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends
*two girls have sex*
straight people: female friendship is amazing
*two girls get married, buy a house, have some kids*
straight people: what better way to grow old than to do it with your best friend

(via allantruong)

"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."

-

Oscar Wilde

(via matsvri)

(Source: observando, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)